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Dean Petrich
  unique self-employed environmentalist
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(Dean's life condensed)

     So many people have asked me about my past that I finally sat down and wrote a brief synopsis of some of the more significant acitivites in my life that have led to where I am now.  This description is simply a list of things that I have done, and does not really say who I am, how I think, or what my life is like now.  It is simply a brief background; each sentence has an entire story behind it, and much has been left out.  If you really want to get to know me, meet me in person.  

Elementary School
     I was born September 15, 1950 in Seattle.  when I was five I started taking piano lessons.  Every week for the next six years my sister Dawn and I took swimming lessons. My second grade teacher taught square dancing.  In third grade I won a crossword-puzzle-making contest and began cutting out articles from the newspapers on pollution and transportation issues.  By fourth grade Iwas in cub scouts, began playing the violin, taught myself how to type, and wrote, directed and starred in my first play.  Starting from a library book, I performed my first of many magic shows.  By fifth grade I was first violin in the orchestra and had learned to play the violin on my head, behind my back, under my leg and in my mouth; I sang soprano in the choir; wrote and produced another play; had developed a keen interest in the weather and had developed the knack of correctly predicting it; and was performing magic professionally.  In sixth grade I wrote yet another play, did more magic, continued with both piano and violin, completed all my cub scout achievements, and began downhill snow skiing. By now I could type over 80 words a minuteon an old-fashioned typewriter.  I also was a loyal member of the traffic safety patrol, was a dishwasher in the lunch room, and ran for student body president.  From the age of eight to sixteen I spent my summers at Hendersons' Camps on Lopez Island, where I learned archery, riflery, horseback riding, swimming, woodworking, camp crafts, folk dancing, sailing, canoeing, kayaking, theatrics, story-telling, baking, Indian lore, pottery, and the skills of comradeship.  During the summer between sixth and seventh grade I worked at a musical summer camp. My job was to tune 78 violins during each recess, to assist the school director with set-up, and occasionally I got to conduct the orchestra.  At the end of the camp I performed in front of everyone there by playing my violin in various positions.
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High School
     From seventh to twelfth grade I attended Lakeside School.   In seventh grade I produced a prolific amount of line mazes, memorized a repertoire of Spoonerisms and tongue-twisters, performed magic before the entire student body, took judo, and spent a lot of time in the art studio painting and sculpting.  I played violin in the Seattle Youth Symphony, held several offices in DeMolay, and was President of the Junior Magicians' Club of Seattle.  From 1958-1968 I frequented the Washington Athletic Club weekly where I took judo and swimming.  During these years at Lakeside I immersed myself in art, drama, music and publications.  I even took private lessons in acting, magic, and ballroom dancing. I was a photographer and writer for the school newspaper, year book, and literary magazine. The sports I most excelled at were fencing (state champion team), diving and swimming on the swim team, and I lettered in both cross-country and track (the mile: 4:49).  I was a junior ski patrol during the weekends at the Mountaineers Snoqualmie Lodge.  At fifteen I took the Mountaineers Basic Climbing Course and climbed several peaks, including Mount Baker.  I made two movies, acted in every play and musical, sang in the choir, and formed my own barbershop quartet.  My sixteenth summer was spent at a horse and mountaineering camp in Colorado where I climbed three peaks in one day, rafted down the Colorado River, and was the champion of the obstacle course.  During my seventeenth summer I was the counselor for the youngest boys at Camp Nor'wester.  After studying Latin for four years, I went on to take two years of French in one year.  I was chosen to be the exchange student during my senior year; I learned Swedish and spent five months in Sweden.  At eighteen I returned to America where I graduated with my classmates, having earned a list of honors and credentials which got put in a little box somewhere.
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     College
          The University of Washington offered me a scholarship in photo-journalism, but I opted to live farther from home and decided to go to Willamette.  Had I taken that offer, my life might have gone a totally different direction.  My four years of college at Willamette University in Salem, Oregon, were even more prolific.
    As a freshman, I took a double load of courses.  For the first day physical fitness test I did 32 consecutive pull-ups.  I continued with French,  played a comedy violin routine in front of the entire student body, and joined the Kappa Sigma fraternity.  At Willamette at that time, Kappa Sigma was a group of intellectuals -- the key school leaders in politics, publications, drama, art, music, and high grades.  Throughout my four years there, I sang tenor twice a day in two different choirs, a madrigal group, and my own barbershop quartet.  I performed in every play, musical and opera from 1968 through 1972.  My freshman year I was Stage Manager.
    During my sophomore year I excelled in astronomy and public speaking -- two of  my most favorite classes.  In dance class I choreographed and performed several modern dance pieces.  For languages I continued with French, plus took two year's worth of German in one year.  As the Yearbook Editor, I not only personally shot and developed almost every photograph in the book (and got almost every professor to smile), typed the majority of the text and layout (no computers back then!) and designed the format, but I also compiled one of the most complete archives of the year's events, including groups who were normally never considered for inclusion in the yearbook.
    That summer the Willamette Choir toured Europe for five weeks, and I could speak the language of every country we visited.  After the band and choir went home, I stayed and hitch-hiked around Europe on my own for another month, ending up in Sweden where I revisited my host family.
    During my junior year I was the Darkroom Manager, in charge of all film, camera equipment, darkroom supplies, and developing hundreds of photographs.  Between my junior and senior years I attended summer school at the University of Washington, where I took 25 hours of classes on elementary education, psychology, 19th century English literature, Shakespeare, and teaching elementary science.  During this summer of total immersion into academics I began a prolific journal of my thoughts and comments on life, which now is the first of many volumes of writings.
    As a senior, I took a year's worth of Russian, graduated a half year early, and spent the second semester preparing and teaching five separate and totally unique classes of high school English at McNary High in Salem, Oregon.  Also during these four years, I always had a camera around my neck, knew every person on campus by name, and was very active in the Big Brother program, having not one but two little brothers myself. As vice president of Omicron Delta Kappa, a very selective leadership fraternity, I conceived of and instigated the first recycling program the school had ever had.  Every year I won the intramural cross-country race.  I marched against the war on Viet Nam and joined Ralph Nader's ORSPIRG, The Nature Conservancy, and Greenpeace, and many other environmental organizations.  Five of my summers were spent as a staff member at Camp Nor'wester on Lopez Island.  I got all the way through college without ever having smoked a cigarette, without drinking any alcohol, without doing drugs, and without swearing.
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Adventures
     After college my life began getting interesting.  For the next year I had to decide how to make money, and started seventeen different businesses simultaneously to see which would take off.   Then I got a job as a door-to-door salesman selling home portraits all over the state of Washington.  After knocking on doors six days a week for half a year, I eventually worked my way up to being a photographer and finally became appointed as the head photographer in charge of hiring and firing the others.  I wrote a fifty-page manual on how to run the photography portion of the business and then quit.  I packed my backpack, stuck out my thumb in front of my parents' driveway, and began another of my biggest and most memorable adventures: hitch-hiking around the United States -- a fascinating trip that is now written as a book on my computer.  One highlight was visiting Twin Oaks' annual national commune conference and visiting a number of communes thereafter.
     The only reason I returned home was to prepare for my next adventure: a summer at Arcosanti.  While at Arcosanti, I read, studied and led discussions on Paolo Soleri's writings and concepts.  I stayed beyond my workshop date and became an active leader, tour guide, and construction worker.  On my way home I pre-arranged to speak on Paolo's arcologies at a number of Universities, for pay.
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Career Beginnings
     Once back, I had a job lined up as a preschool teacher at a day care center, where I literally lived in the 4' attic and spent my days with children.  During my off hours I played violin in the Bellevue Philharmonic Orchestra.  Living with children seven days a week inspired me to learn more and to become more qualified, so I took a heavy load of early childhood education classes at Bellevue Community College.  In one of these classes one of my fellow classmates came to class one day in a clown suit to demonstrate some puppets she had made.  I asked if she would make me a clown suit in exchange for my taking her portrait.  The idea of being a clown was that someone somewhere was having a birthday every single day.  If this worked, there was income potential.
     The next call that came for a magician, I suggested that I come as a clown, not really knowing anything about what to do; I just knew that I had always been good at being silly and making children laugh.  At the party they played jump rope, walk the tight rope, tie up the clown, I told "The Three Bears," helped with the cake and presents, and an hour and a half later the mother happily paid me the $5 I had asked for.  It worked!  Deano the Clown was born.
     Now I realized that I needed to learn more skills and to find more customers.  Subsequently, I joined the New Games Foundation, the Seattle Story Tellers Guild, The American Unicycling Society, the Uniques (a local unicycling club), the Cascade Jugglers, the Puppeteers of Puget Sound, I took private tap dancing lessons, I practiced roller skating and ice skating, and I earned my "D" license in sky diving so I could jump into picnics and large events.  I also took a class in doing voice-overs, and took private lessons from "Dave the Balloon Man", who at the time was by far the best balloon twister around.  I attended several week-long games training sessions sponsored by the New Games Foundation; my four favorite sessions were in Vancouver, B.C.; Estes Park, Colorado; Carmel, CA; and Redmond, WA.  Also during this time I passed my Associate Ski Instructor and my Freestyle status with PSIA,had a special ski clown suit made, and spent five seasons as a ski instructor at Mt. Pilchuck.  Weekdays the instructors would attend special training clinics, which vastly improved my  skills and style.  I was in high demand for teaching children to ski every Saturday and Sunday. 
     Living in the attic in Bellevue was getting a bit cramped, so I quit,  got an apartment in Seattle, and  worked in a portrait photography studio on Pier 70.  Here my job was to take small photographs that were mailed in from all over the country and to blow them up into large 3'x5' posters by photographing, developing, printing and mailing them to the mail-order customers, as well as photographing walk-ins and printing up poster portraits for them while they waited. After a half year working for someone else, I decided to be 100% self-employed.  I systematized my photography equipment and supported myself primarily as a freelance photographer, shooting mostly portraits, as well as weddings, daycare centers, and occasional models.  I was unusually good with children and animals.  To augment my skills, I took special classes from professional studios on the fine points of portrait photography.  During these next couple years I was also a manager at the Capitol Hill Food Co-op on 12th in Seattle.
    The brakes went out on the car my grandfather had given me as a graduation present, and decided to go for an entire year without driving a car.  I bought a second-hand bicycle and trailer, joined the PAC of the Cascade Bicycle Club, and successfully did all my travel for an entire year by bicycle.  I initiated the "bicycles on buses" program, did several talk series on KRAB radio, and submitted numerous designs and had many meetings with METRO until the bike racks actually materialized on the buses.  I was also active in the expansion of the Burke-Gilman Trail, Rails to Trails, and mapping bicycle routes. For years afterward I continued to do most of my travel by bicycle.  The PI even did a write-up on me bicycling to a birthday party in my clown costume.  
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Environmental Commitment
      There was a series of fascinating presentations occurring at the Spokane World's Fair, to which I hitch-hiked each month.  Also I attended an "Alternative Agriculture" conference and many conferences on "Alternative Waste Disposal."  From these gatherings the seeds of many environmental organizations were planted, such as Tilth, The Abundant Life Seed Foundation, the concept of Living Lightly, Ernest Callenbah's Ecotopia, the master composter programs, the recycling programs, the OREplan, SeaNet, and more. Together with others at the Spokane conferences, I organized several Living Lightly Fairs, equivalent to today's eco-trade shows, but on an educational rather than commercial basis.  It was these conferences in Spokane that inspired me to buy a pedal-powered vehicle, wear only natural fibers, bicycle, recycle, conserve heat and energy, and to find out how purely eco-sensitively a person could live in the city.
     While living in a group house in Seattle, I became a member of the extreme "Zero Garbage Club," refusing to pay the mandatory garbage bill because my house produced no garbage.  By gathering free wood from city dumpsters,our house was heated by burning wood in the old central coal furnace in the basement. We caught rain water, and grew vegetables and a giant Swiss chard plant in the back yard.  I continued as a manager at the Capitol Hill Food Coop.
    The summer of 1977 I was the music director at Camp Nor'wester, and on my way home I stopped to visit two different friends on Whidbey Island.  At the first friend's house I spent an afternoon sitting on the porch with my journal, designing the ultimate bathroom and how it would fit into a totally environmental house.  Little did I realize at the time that this design would become reality  At the next friend's house where I sat playing my fiddle around the fire with two other fiddlers, Paul and Linda. Paul was excited that he had just bought ten acres of forest, and mentioned that there was a 2.5 acre lot across from his new place that was for sale, for $200 down. I was so excited about the prospects of owning a piece of land that I could hardly sleep.  The next day it took my entire summer earnings from working at the camp to make this down payment.  All I had to do next was to buy a tipi and I was all set!  
    Back in Seattle, I partnered with Len Dawson who was building composting toilets out of ferrous cement on Indian reservations.  From this experience, I became quite interested in this concept, so I wrote Clivus Multrum and became a distributor.  In 1977 I bought my own Clivus Multrum for the main waste system of my future house on Whidbey Island.
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Fun Work
     Simultaneously, I was beginning to learn to tune pianos.  I joined the Piano Technicians Guild in 1973, and four years later I passed the exam as Master Craftsman, which now is termed Registered Piano Technician.   In 1973 I went to an auction with a friend and bought my first piano for $15.  Now I own over 150 pianos, most of which I have obtained for free. Eventually I started charging to haul away old pianos.  For two consecutive years, during 2000-2002, I was elected president of the PTG Seattle Chapter. 
    By now I was becoming quite well known both as a photographer -- taking portraits, shooting weddings, day care centers, filming models, and specializing in children and animals -- as a magician, and as a piano tuner.  From 1972 through the mid 80's I taught classesat the University of Washington Experimental College every quarter.  Some of my more popular topics were: "Improve Your Memory," "How To Improve Your Conversation," "Paolo Soleri's Arcologies," "Why We Laugh," "The Joys and Woes of Being Self-Employed," and "New Games."  For three hours every Sunday night for eight consecutive years, when I returned home from skiing, I danced international line and circle dances at the UW HUB with a large active group of thirty to sixty dancers.  To get around, my favorite mode of transportation was to drive my PPV (people-powered vehicle) which had adjustable bucket seats, stick gear shift, rear view mirrors, and pedals for both the driver and the passenger.  There was space in the back for fuel -- a bag of groceries.
    Also during this period I spent a year seriously studying Swedish massage, which for a while seemed as if this would become my calling.  In addition, I took an in-depth class in foot reflexology.  Although I was qualified to take and pass the Washington State exam for a professional massage license, my clowning career was beginning to bloom and whisked me off in other directions.  Because of my energy and talent and my interest in social, political and environmental issues, I became the host on a weekly KING TV quiz show called "The Great American Game," in which two teams were pitted against each other to answer questions on local issues.
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Land for a House Made out of Garbage with a Waterless Toilet
     With my acreage on Whidbey Island I began designing and building an idealistically 100% environmentally-conscious house using all recycled and reused materials.  I called my place Huckleberry Hill.  Board by board the house slowly materialized as I visualized it.  The goal was to prove that so much garbage is thrown out in the city that an entire house could be built from other peoples' waste, and that is exactly what I did.  The house is a cluster of hexagons with over 4000 square feet of floor space.  Some of the unique features are a 60' tower, a 40' underground tunnel, concrete slides, three play houses, a zip line, two trampolines, solar water heater panels, exclusively composting toilets, compact fluorescent lighting, and all non-toxic household products.
    For the next twenty consecutive years I envited everyone I knew (and that's a lot of people) to my memorable annual week-long birthday bash. These parties became quite famous.  Each year something different was highlighted, such as swimming, musicians, jugglers, improvisational theater sports, marionettes, stunt fiddling, unusual inflatables, woods games, story telling, waking to live harp music, and even a pie fight.  One year with some of his sky-diving friends Dean sky-dived into his own yard ten times in one day.
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Russia & Sweden
    At the age of thirty-eight I decided to relearn Russian in order to go skiing in Armenia.  While in Moscow I performed in Russian for an elementary school.  In what was then Leningrad I spent an afternoon conversing with a controversial painter who spoke only Russian.  In Armenia I was personally invited to partake in a private wedding feast, I played parachute games with children in a park, and I spent several days snow skiing.  During this time I spoke only Russian.
    Then I returned to Sweden for my third time, where I visited the Clivus Multrum factory in Stockholm and met Mr. Lindstrom himself, the inventor of the Clivus Multrum, at his house on his 81st birthday.  He gave me a personal tour of all his original inventions.  He was quite excited to have any visitors at all, let alone an American who could speak Swedish and who knew about his toilets.  From there I revisited my exchange family in Sweden, went sky diving and snow skiing in Sweden, and realized that the one thing I still hadn't done in my life was to marry and have children.
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Marriage
     After numerous relationships with many wonderful women, I finally chose my life partner.  Shortly after returning home I married Lynda in 1987, whom I had been dating for the last year and a half.  Micah was born a year and a half later, and so began my family life.  Lynda sold her house and the three of us moved from Seattle to Whidbey, where Lynda already had many friends and associates.  Our marriage lasted until 2010.   Lynda has since changed her name to Llynya Nya Carey.  
  Llynya opened her own store, called Llynya's in Freeland.  Her dream was to own her own store, and now she has it.  She surrounds herself with all of her favorite things and attracts wonderful people into her life.  Her store has become a focal point on south Whidbey for personal and spiritual growth. She has been trained to perform  Aqua Chi, a unique type of foot therapy that removes toxins from the body.  Llynya is extremely honest, dedicated, and is a phenomenal listener.  She is dedicated and committed to helping others, and consequently she has gained much respect in the local community and receives countless compliments on herself and her store.  She is so artistic that everything she touches becomes beautiful.
   Micah has put time into learning to skate board, to snowboard, to ride a unicycle, to play the piano and to play the guitar. During June of 2003 Dean and Micah traveled together to Sweden to visit the family Dean had lived with when he was 16.  Micah attended the Langley Children's Center (preschool), Wellington Montessori School, Langley Intermediate School, Langley Middle School,  Langley High School, and Bayview Alternative School.  He attended Camp Nor'wester on Johns Island for three summers.  Micah is thoughtful and perceptive, uniquely creative, easy-going and congenial, has excellent eye contact, is soft-spoken, has a strong sense of fairness, and shares a positive sense of humor.  .   

Businesses

    During the 80's and 90's Icontinued building my house out of found recycled materials, expanded and streamlined each of my businesses, and continually improved on the quality and professionalism of everything I did.  All of my businesses evolved and thrived, and because of them I have been on TV, the radio, and written up in the papers many times.  These businesses expanded and branched off in several directions.
  • Deano the Clown built a vast local reputation.  I have expanded my performances from private parties to include company picnics, festivals, banquets, wedding receptions, and choreographed stage shows.
  • The piano business subdivided into tuning, repairing, hauling, moving, and renting pianos.  I have held nearly every office in the Seattle PTG Chapter, I have a database of over 3000 piano customers, and I have moved well over a thousand pianos.  At this point I am an excellent tuner and can fix just about anything on a piano.
  • The Clivus Multrum business grew to include the CTS, the Phoenix, the Sun-Mar, the Biolet, and other models of composting toilets, low-flush toilets and incinerating toilets -- particularly the Storburn -- as well as graywater disposal, such as the BRAC for single residences and the AIRR systems for homes, communities and towns.  Multi-Pure grew into the entire spectrum of water treatment and filtration technologies, and in particular, into ozone systems for well water; then it continued into rainwater collection and filtration.  Consequently the full cycle of water is included: water catchment, treatment and disposal.  The Skyline solar water heater series was added, which in turn branched into other solar products.  These water-oriented environmental alternatives became Aqua Alternatives.  Within this business I carry unique products for the home and the car: a full line of safe, non-toxic, environmental, highly effective and low-cost household products, as well as an all-in-one fuel conditioner for improving mileage and reducing emissions.
  • Being health-conscious, in 1998 I added a fourth business and became a Director 2 and a regional account manager with Melaleuca, a lucrative, unique, environmentally conscious, and exceptionally high-quality pharmaceutical manufacturing company in Idaho with a focus on wellness.  Health, wellness and the environment all fit together.
  • Recently I have just begun a new venture in preparation for semi-retirement: the Cash Comfort Zone.
Books
    Ever since I was little, I have wanted to write and to be an author.  In grade school and high school I excelled in creative writing, and I majored in English in college.  Although I began keeping a diary in elementary school, I started my first journal while attending the University of Washington in 1971.  Over the years he wrote over twenty journals.  My writing stopped when he got married and had someone to tell everything to.  However, my mind did not stop and moved in the direction of writing books to help other people.  With the advent of computers my writing began picking up again, and with the purchase of my first laptop in 2002 my dream of being able to write and edit any time anywhere came true. In the midst of everything else I have been doing, I have slowly been managing to contribute to eight specific books that I would like to complete and publish.  These are the books I am currently working on:
  • Total Freedom (hitch-hiking around the U.S. at age 22)
  • Snow Skiing in Armenia  (an unusual 2-week adventure in the U.S.S.R.)
  • Business Training Manual (guidelines for a home-based business)
  • More Parachute Games Than Ever (over 100 new games to play with parachutes with kids)
  • Design Your Low-Budget Dream House (how to design and build a green, economical, comfortable, inspiring living space by yourself)
  • Do Clowns Eat? (over 30 years of weekly experience: a comprehensive guide on how to be a successful clown)
  • So You Want To Move a Piano By Yourself, Huh? (alternative ways of moving a piano alone or with friends)
  • How To Decide What You Really Want To Do in Life and Get Paid To Do It (making money that fits your values)
Goals
    As you might have figured by now, I am extremely goal-oriented and have achieved nearly every goal I have set for myself.  The primary attributes that have led to these achievements are that I am creative, energetic, patient, and sincere. I am intense and passionate in work, play, and politics.  Some of my global goals to help the world to be more livable are: to encourage tolerance; to increase organic local food production; to reduce population growth; to redesign the transportation system; to preserve the few remaining natural habitats; and to increase the number of individuals choosing to leave smaller global footprints by going solar, bicycling, recycling, non-toxic, etc.  My own life style sets an example for these values.  Among my current personal goals are the following: to complete writing the eight books I have in process; to share my knowledge by writing, speaking, giving tours and teaching; to finish building my house; to return to being 100% debt free, as I was previously; to travel; to share agriculture produce from my land with the local community; and to play more music.  Currently my primary goal is to create my retirement income with my favorite home business.

    Mark Twain once said that the best investment a person can make is a friend.  Please feel free to contact me and keep in touch.  My email is petrich@whidbey.com, and my phone is (206) 324-5055.


Skiing at Meany, December 2010
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