Dean Petrich was born September 15, 1950 in Seattle.
He started piano lessons in kindergarten. Every week for the next
six years Dean and his sister Dawn took swimming lessons. His second grade
teacher taught square dancing. In third grade he won a crossword-puzzle-making
contest and began cutting out articles from the newspapers on pollution
and transportation issues. By fourth grade Dean was in cub scouts,
began playing the violin, taught himself how to type, and wrote, directed
and starred in his first play. Starting from a library book, he performed
his first of many magic shows. By fifth grade he was first violin
in the orchestra and had learned to play the violin on his head, behind
his back, under his leg and in his mouth; he sang soprano in the choir;
wrote and produced another play; had developed a keen interest in the weather
and had developed the knack of correctly predicting it; and was performing
magic
professionally. In sixth grade Dean wrote yet another play, did more
magic, continued with both piano and violin, completed all his cub scout
achievements, and began downhill snow skiing. By now he could type over
80 words a minute. He also was a loyal member of the traffic safety
patrol, was a dishwasher in the lunch room, and ran for student body president.
From the age of eight to sixteen he spent his summers at Hendersons' Camps,
where he learned archery, riflery, horseback riding, swimming, woodworking,
camp crafts, folk dancing, sailing, canoeing, kayaking, theatrics, story-telling,
baking, Indian lore, pottery, and the skills of comradeship. During
the summer between sixth and seventh grade Dean worked at a musical summer
camp. His job was to tune 78 violins during each recess, to assist the
school director with set-up, and occasionally he got to conduct the orchestra.
At the end of the camp he performed in front of the everyone there by playing
his violin in various positions.
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High School
From seventh to twelfth grade he attended Lakeside
School. In seventh grade he produced a prolific amount
of line mazes, performed magic before the entire student body, took up
judo and art, and could type 80 words/minute. He played violin in
the Seattle Youth Symphony, held several offices in DeMolay, and was President
of the Junior Magicians' Club of Seattle. From 1958-1968 he frequented
the Washington Athletic Club weekly where he took judo and swimming.
During these years at Lakeside Dean immersed himself in art, drama, music
and publications. He even took private lessons in acting, magic,
and ballroom dancing. He was a photographer and writer for the school newspaper,
year book, and literary magazine. The sports he most excelled at were fencing
(state champion team), diving and swimming on the swim team, and
he lettered in both cross-country and track (the mile: 4:49). He
was a junior ski patrol during the weekends at the Mountaineers Snoqualmie
Lodge. At fifteen he took the Mountaineers
Basic Climbing Course and climbed several peaks, including Mount Baker.
He made two movies, acted in every play and musical, sang in the choir,
and formed his own barbershop quartet. His sixteenth summer was spent
at a horse and mountaineering camp in Colorado where he climbed three peaks
in one day, rafted down the Colorado River and was the champion of the
obstacle course. During his seventeenth summer he was the counselor
for the youngest boys at Camp Nor'wester.
After studying Latin for four years, he went on to take two years of French
in one year. He was chosen to be the exchange student, learned Swedish
and spent five months in Sweden. At eighteen he returned to America
where he graduated with his classmates, having earned a list of honors
and credentials which got put in a little box somewhere.
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College
The University of
Washington offered Dean a scholarship in photo-journalism, but he opted
to live farther from home and decided to go to Willamette. Had he
taken that offer, his life might have gone a totally different direction.
His four years of college at Willamette
University in Salem, Oregon, were even more prolific.
As a freshman, he took a double load of courses.
For the first day physical fitness test he did 32 consecutive pull-ups.
He continued with French, played a comedy violin routine in front
of the entire student body, and joined the Kappa Sigma fraternity.
At Willamette at that time, Kappa Sigma was a group of intellectuals --
the key school leaders in politics, publications, drama, art, music, and
high grades. Throughout his four years there, Dean sang tenor twice
a day in two different choirs, a madrigal group, and his own barbershop
quartet. He performed in every play, musical and opera. His
freshman year he was Stage Manager.
During his sophomore year he excelled in
astronomy and public speaking -- two of his most favorite classes
-- choreographed and performed several modern dance pieces, and took two
year's worth of German in one year. As the Yearbook Editor, he not
only personally shot and developed almost every photograph in the book
(and got almost every professor to smile), typed the majority of the text
and layout (no computers back then!) and designed the format, but he also
compiled one of the most complete archives of the year's events, including
groups who were normally never considered for inclusion in the yearbook.
That summer the Willamette Choir toured Europe for
five weeks, and Dean could speak the language of every country they visited.
After they went home, Dean stayed and hitch-hiked around Europe on his
own for another month, ending up in Sweden where he revisited his host
family.
During his junior year he was the Darkroom Manager.
Between his junior and senior years he attended summer school at the University
of Washington, where he took 25 hours of classes on elementary education,
psychology, 19th century English literature, Shakespeare, and teaching
elementary science. During this summer of total immersion into academics
Dean began a prolific journal of his thoughts and comments on life, which
now is the first of many volumes of writings.
As a senior, he took a year's worth of Russian,
graduated a half year early, and spent the second semester teaching five
separate and totally unique classes of high school English at McNary High
in Salem, OR. Also during these four years, Dean always had a camera
around his neck, knew every person on campus by name, and was very active
in the Big Brother program, having not one but two little brothers himself.
Five of his summers were spent as a staff member at Camp Nor'wester on
Lopez Island. As vice president of Omicron
Delta Kappa, a very selective leadership fraternity, he conceived of
and instigated the first recycling program the school had ever had.
Every year he won the intramural cross-country race. He marched against
the war on Viet Nam and joined Ralph Nader's ORSPIRG,
The
Nature Conservancy, and Greenpeace,
and many other environmental
organizations. He got all the way through college without ever
having smoked a cigarette, without drinking any alcohol, without doing
drugs, and without swearing.
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Adventures
After college his life began getting interesting.
For the next year he had to decide how to make money, and started seventeen
different businesses simultaneously to see which would take off.
Then he got a job as a door-to-door salesman selling home portraits all
over the state of Washington. After knocking on doors six days a
week for half a year, he eventually worked his way up to being a photographer
and finally became appointed as the head photographer in charge of hiring
and firing the others. He wrote a fifty page manual on how to run
the photography portion of the business and then quit. Dean packed
his backpack, stuck out his thumb in front of his parents' driveway, and
began another of his biggest and most memorable adventures: hitch-hiking
around the United States -- a fascinating trip that is now written as a
book on his computer. One highlight was visiting Twin
Oaks' annual national commune conference and visiting a number of communes
thereafter.
The only reason Dean returned home was to
prepare for his next adventure: a summer at Arcosanti.
While at Arcosanti, he read, studied and led discussions on Paolo Soleri's
writings and concepts. He stayed beyond his workshop date and became
an active leader, tour guide, and construction worker. On his way
home, he arranged to speak on Paolo's arcologies at a number of Universities,
for pay.
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Career Beginnings
Once back, Dean had a job lined up as a preschool
teacher at a day care center, where he literally lived in the 4' attic
and spent his days with children. During his off hours he played
violin in the Bellevue Philharmonic Orchestra. Living with children
seven days a week, he was inspired to learn more and to become more qualified,
so he took a heavy load of early childhood education classes at Bellevue
Community College. In one of these classes one of his fellow students
came to class one day in a clown suit to demonstrate some puppets
she had made. Dean asked if she would make him a clown suit in exchange
for his taking her portrait. The idea of being a clown was that someone
somewhere was having a birthday every single day. If this worked,
there was potential.
The next call that came for a magician, Dean
suggested coming as a clown, not really knowing anything about what to
do; he just knew that he had always been good at being silly and making
children laugh. At the party they played jump rope, walk the tight
rope, tie up the clown, he told a story, helped with the cake and presents,
and an hour and a half later the mother happily paid him the $5 he had
asked for. It worked! Deano
the Clown was born.
Now he realized he needed to learn more skills
and to find more customers. Subsequently, he joined the New Games
Foundation, the Seattle Story Tellers Guild, The American Unicycling Society,
the Uniques (a local unicycling club), the Cascade Jugglers, the Puppeteers
of Puget Sound, he took up tap dancing, roller skating and ice skating,
and got his "D" license in sky
diving so he could jump into picnics and large events. Deano
took a class in doing voice-overs, and took private lessons from "Dave
the Balloon Man", who at the time was by far the best balloon twister around.
Dean attended several week-long games training sessions sponsored by the
New Games Foundation; his four favorites were in Vancouver, B.C.; Colorado;
Carmel, CA; and Redmond, WA. Also during this time Dean passed his
Associate and his Freestyle status with PSIA,
had a special ski clown suit made, and spent several seasons as a ski instructor
at Mt. Pilchuck. He was in high demand for teaching children to ski.
Living in the attic in Bellevue was getting
a bit cramped, so he quit, got an apartment in Seattle, and
worked in a portrait photography studio on Pier 70. Here his job
was to take small photographs that were mailed in from all over the country
and to blow them up into large 3'x5' posters by photographing, developing,
printing and mailing them to the mail-order customers, as well as photographing
walk-ins and printing up poster portraits for them while they waited. After
a half year working for someone else, Dean decided to be 100% self-employed.
He systematized his photography equipment and supported himself primarily
as a freelance photographer, shooting mostly portraits, as well as weddings,
daycare centers, and occasional models. He was unusually good with
children and animals. To augment his skills, he took special classes
from professional studios on the fine points of portrait photography.
During these next couple years he was also a manager at the Capitol Hill
Food Co-op on 12th in Seattle.
The brakes went out on the car his grandfather had
given him as a graduation present, and he decided to go for an entire year
without driving a car. He bought a second-hand bicycle and trailer,
joined the PAC of the Cascade
Bicycle Club, and successfully did all his travel for an entire year
by bicycle. He initiated the "bicycles on buses" program, did several
talk series on KRAB radio, and submitted numerous designs and had many
meetings with METRO until the bike racks actually materialized on the buses.
He was also active in the expansion of the Burke-Gilman Trail, Rails
to Trails, and mapping bicycle routes.
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Environmental Commitment
There was a series of fascinating presentations
occurring at the Spokane World's Fair, to which Dean hitch-hiked each month.
Also Dean attended an "Alternative Agriculture" conference and many conferences
on "Alternative Waste Disposal." From these gatherings the seeds
of many environmental organizations were planted, such as Tilth,
The Abundant Life Seed Foundation, the concept of Living Lightly, Ernest
Callenbah's Ecotopia, the master composter programs, the recycling
programs, the OREplan, SeaNet, and more. Together with others at the Spokane
conferences, Dean organized several Living Lightly Fairs, equivalent to
today's eco-trade shows, but on an educational rather than commercial basis.
It was these conferences in Spokane that inspired Dean to buy a pedal-powered
vehicle, wear only natural fibers, bicycle, recycle, conserve heat and
energy, and to find out how purely eco-sensitively a person could live
in the city.
While living in a group house in Seattle,
Dean became a member of the extreme "Zero Garbage Club," refusing to pay
the mandatory garbage bill because his house produced no garbage.
By gathering free wood from city dumpsters, his house was heated by burning
wood in the old central coal furnace in the basement. He continued
as a manager at the Capitol Hill Food Coop, and grew part of what he ate
in his own back yard.
The summer of 1977 he was the music director at
Camp Nor'wester, and on his way home he stopped to visit two different
friends on Whidbey Island. At the first friend's house he spent an
afternoon sitting on the porch with his journal, designing the ultimate
bathroom and how it would fit into a totally environmental house.
Little did he realize at the time that this design would become reality
At the next friend's house where he sat playing his fiddle around the fire
with two other fiddlers, the other fiddler told him about a piece of land
for sale. Taking all his earnings from working at the camp, he made
his down payment the next day and had plans of putting up a tipi there.
Back in Seattle, Dean partnered with a man who was
building composting toilets out of ferrous cement on Indian reservations.
From this experience, Dean wrote Clivus Multrum and became a distributor.
In 1977 he bought his own Clivus Multrum for the main waste system of his
future house on Whidbey Island.
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Fun Work
Simultaneously, Dean was beginning to learn to
tune pianos. He joined the Piano
Technicians Guild in 1973 and was elected president of the Seattle
chapter for two consecutive years, during 2000-2002. In 1973 he went
to an auction with a friend and bought his first piano for $15. Now
he owns over 150 pianos, most of which he has obtained for free.
By now he was becoming quite well known both as a photographer -- taking
portraits, shooting weddings, day care centers, filming models, and specializing
in children and animals -- and as a magician.
From 1972 through the mid 80's he taught classes
at the University of Washington Experimental College every quarter.
Some of his more popular topics were: "Improve Your Memory," "How To Improve
Your Conversation," "Paolo Soleri's Arcologies," "Why We Laugh," "The Joys
and Woes of Being Self-Employed," and "New Games." Also during this
time and for the next eight consecutive years he spent every Sunday evening
dancing Israeli and Greek circle and line dances when he returned home
from skiing. To get around, his favorite mode of transportation was
to drive his PPV (people-powered vehicle) which had adjustable bucket seats,
stick gear shift, rear view mirrors, and pedals for both the driver and
the passenger. There was space in the back for fuel -- a bag of groceries.
Also during this period he spent a year seriously
studying Swedish massage, which for a while seemed as if this would become
his calling. In addition, he took an in-depth class in foot reflexology.
Although he was qualified to take and pass the Washington State exam for
a professional massage license, his clowning career was beginning to bloom
and whisked him off in other directions. Because of his energy and
talent and his interest in social, political and environmental issues,
Dean became the host on a weekly KING TV quiz show called "The Great American
Game", in which two teams were pitted against each other to answer
questions on local issues.
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Land for a House Made out of Garbage with
a Waterless Toilet
With his acreage on Whidbey Island and began designing
and building an idealistically 100% environmentally conscious house using
all recycled and reused materials. He called it Huckleberry
Hill.
Board by board the house slowly materialized out of his vision. The
goal was to prove that so much garbage is thrown out in the city that an
entire house could be built from other peoples' waste, and that is exactly
what Dean did. The house is a cluster of hexagons with over 4000
square feet of floor space. Some of the unique features are a 60'
tower, a 40' underground tunnel, concrete slides, three play houses, a
zip line, two trampolines, solar water heater panels, exclusively composting
toilets, compact fluorescent lighting, and all non-toxic household products.
For the next twenty consecutive years he envited
everyone he knew (and that's a lot of people) to his famous annual week-long
birthday bash. These parties became quite famous. Each year something
different was highlighted, such as swimming, musicians, jugglers, improvisational
theater sports, marionettes, stunt fiddling, unusual inflatables, woods
games, story telling, waking to live harp music, and even a
pie fight. One year Dean sky-dived into his yard ten times in one
day with some of his sky-diving friends.
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Russia & Sweden
At the age of thirty-eight he decided to relearn Russian
in order to go skiing in Armenia. While in Moscow he performed in
Russian for an elementary school. In what was then Leningrad he spent
an afternoon conversing with a controversial painter who spoke only Russian.
In Armenia he was personally invited to partake in a private wedding feast,
he played parachute games with children in a park, and he spent several
days snow skiing. During this time he spoke only Russian.
Then he returned to Sweden for his third time, where
he visited the Clivus Multrum factory in Stockholm and met Mr. Lindstrom
himself, the inventor of the Clivus Multrum, at his house on his 81st birthday.
He gave Dean a personal tour of all his original inventions. He was
quite excited to have any visitors at all, let alone an American who could
speak Swedish and who knew about his toilets. From there Dean revisited
his exchange family in Sweden, went sky diving and snow skiing in Sweden,
and realized that the one thing he still hadn't done was to marry and have
children.
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Marriage
After numerous relationships with many wonderful
women, Dean finally chose his life partner. Shortly after returning
home he married Lynda in 1987. Micah was born a year and a half later,
and so began Dean's family
life. Lynda sold her house and the three moved from Seattle to Whidbey,
where Lynda already had many friends and associates. The marriage
lasted until 2010.
Lynda opened her own store, called
Llynya's
in Freeland. Her dream was to own her own store, and now she has
it. She surrounds herself with all of her favorite things and attracts
wonderful people into her life. Her store has become a focal point
on south Whidbey for personal and spiritual growth. She has been trained
to perform Aqua Chi, a unique type of foot therapy that removes toxins
from the body. Lynda is extremely honest, dedicated, and is a phenomenal
listener. She is dedicated and committed helping others,
and consequently she has gained much respect in the local community and
receives countless compliments on herself and her store. She is so
artistic that everything she touches becomes beautiful.
Micah has put time into learning to skate board,
to snowboard, to ride a unicycle, to play the piano and to play the electric
guitar. During June of 2003 Dean and Micah traveled together to Sweden
to visit the family Dean had lived with when he was 16. Micah attended
the Langley Children's Center (preschool), Wellington Montessori School,
Langley Intermediate School, Langley Middle School, Langley High
School, and Bayview Alternative School. He attended Camp
Nor'wester on Johns Island for three summers. Micah is thoughtful
and perceptive, uniquely creative, easy-going and congenial, has excellent
eye contact, and shares a positive sense of humor. Now he is out
of school, living with Lynda, and is starting his own pressure-washing
business. He has many friends.
Businesses
During the 80's and 90's Dean continued building his
house out of found recycled materials, expanded and streamlined each of
his businesses, and continually improved on the quality and professionalism
of everything he did. All of his businesses
evolved and thrived, and because of them Dean has been on TV, the radio,
and written up in the papers many times. These businesses expanded
and branched off in several directions.
Deano the Clown built a vast
local reputation. He has expanded his performances from private parties
to include company picnics, festivals, and choreographed stage shows.
The piano business
subdivided into tuning, repairing, hauling, moving, and renting pianos.
Dean was president of the Seattle Chapter of the Piano Technicians Guild
for two consecutive years.
The Clivus Multrum business grew to include the CTS, the Phoenix, the Sun-Mar,
the Biolet, and other models of composting
toilets, low-flush toilets and incinerating toilets, as well as graywater
disposal. Multi-Pure grew into the entire spectrum of water
treatment and filtration technologies, and in particular, into ozone
systems for well water; then it continued into rainwater collection and
filtration. Consequently the full cycle of water is included: water
catchment, treatment and disposal. In particular, Dean's key alternatives
for the disposal of gray water are the BRAC system for single residences
and the AIRR system for communities and cities. The Fireball and
Skyline solar
water heater series was added, which in turn branched into other solar
products. These water-oriented environmental alternatives became
Aqua
Alternatives. Also within the business Dean carries a full line
of safe, non-toxic, environmental, highly effective and low-cost household
products.
Being health-conscious, in 1998 Dean added a fourth business and became
a Director 2 and a regional account manager with Melaleuca,
a lucrative, unique, environmentally conscious, and exceptionally high-quality
pharmaceutical manufacturing company in Idaho with a focus on wellness.
Health, wellness and the environment all fit together.
Books
Ever since he was little, Dean
has wanted to write and be an author. In grade school and high school
he excelled in creative writing, and he majored in English in college.
Although he began keeping a diary in elementary school, he started his
first journal while attending the University of Washington in 1971.
Over the years he wrote over twenty journals. His writing stopped
when he got married and had someone to tell everything to. However,
his mind did not stop and moved in the direction of writing books to help
other people. In the midst of everything else he has been doing,
he has slowly been managing to contribute to eight specific books that
he would like to complete and publish. Purchasing a laptop in 2002
at last accelerated his ability to write, and now he is writing weekly.
These are the books he is currently working on:
Total Freedom
(hitch-hiking around the U.S. at age 22)
Snow Skiing in Armenia
(an unusual 2-week adventure in the U.S.S.R.)
Business Training Manual
(guidelines for a home-based business)
More Parachute Games Than Ever
(over 100 new games to play with parachutes with kids)
Design Your Low-Budget Dream House
(design and build a green, economical, comfortable and inspiring complete
living space)
Do Clowns Eat? (over
30 years of weekly experience: a comprehensive guide on how to be a successful
birthday clown)
So You Want To Move a Piano By Yourself, Huh?
(alternative ways of moving a piano alone or with friends)
How To Decide What You Really Want To Do in Life
and Get Paid To Do It (making money that
fits your values)
Goals
Dean is extremely goal-oriented and has
achieved nearly every goal he has set for himself. Probably his best
attributes that have led to these achievements are that he is creative,
energetic, patient, and sincere. He is intense and passionate in work,
play, and politics. Some of his global goals to help the world
to be more livable are: to encourage tolerance; to increase organic local
food production; to reduce population growth; to redesign the transportation
system; to preserve the few remaining natural habitats; and to increase
the number of individuals choosing to leave smaller global footprints by
going solar, bicycling, recycling, non-toxic, etc. Among his current
personal
goals are the following: to complete the eight books he has in process;
to share his knowledge by writing, speaking, giving tours and teaching;
to finish building his house; to return to being 100% debt free, as he
has been three times previously; to travel; to share agriculture produce
from his land with the local community; and to play more music. Currently
his primary goal is to create his retirement income with his favorite
home business.
Mark Twain once said that the best investment a
person can make is a friend. Please feel free to contact me and keep
in touch. Dean's email is petrich@whidbey.com.